Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Old Woodward Avenue

Nearest Reference Point

Woodward Avenue

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

AM Rush Hour

Level of Enforcement

Moderate

Type of Enforcement

Radar

Date

3/2006

Old Woodward has a speed limit of 25 MPH due to pedestrian traffic, which occurs on the northern areas near Maple Road (15 mile). However, southbound Old Woodward merges with Woodward Avenue just north of Lincoln (14 1/2 mile). At this juncture the Old Woodward traffic (at 25MPH) must MERGE with Woodward which goes 45 MPH (at least). I was pulled over for speeding while accelerating in the last 50 yards of old woodward (a place with NO pedestrian traffic) in an attempt to merge with the 45-50 MPH traffic. $130.00 and a court date looms in my future.

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Old Woodward heading south to merge with Woodward (M-1), south of Maple

Nearest Reference Point

n/a

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

Mid-day

Level of Enforcement

Moderate

Type of Enforcement

Unknown

Date

5/2002

Although speed limit is 25 on Old Woodward in downtown Birmingham, you are expected to merge onto southbound Woodward, where the speed limit is 45, without accelerating! Be careful. I was told that as long as I was still on the two-lane Old Woodward and not yet onto the eight-lane Woodward Avenue, I must still stay below 25mph. Of course, it's impossible to merge at that speed, but "That's the law!"

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Licoln and Evergreen/Cranbrook Road

Nearest Reference Point

n/a

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

Any time of day

Level of Enforcement

Some

Type of Enforcement

Unknown

Date

10/2003

cops sit at the service gate to Licoln Hills.

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Cranbrook Road

Nearest Reference Point

About a quarter-half mile east of Quarton school Landmark

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

Any time of day

Level of Enforcement

Moderate

Type of Enforcement

Radar, Laser

Date

5/2005

Police sit in a persons driveway right around a curve, corner of Cranbrook and Oak. High high-schooler trafic, Seaholm High School is on Cranbrook and Lincoln.

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Southfield Road

Nearest Reference Point

Lincoln Crossing

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

Any time of day

Level of Enforcement

Moderate

Type of Enforcement

Radar, Laser

Date

3/2006

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Jurisdiction

Birmingham, Michigan

Speed Trap Location

Old Woodward Avenue

Nearest Reference Point

Lincoln Street

GPS Coordinates

n/a

Time of Day

Any time of day

Level of Enforcement

High

Type of Enforcement

Radar

Date

7/2006

Radar sits hidden in the parking lot just north of Lincoln on the west side of Old Woodward and catches cars going north or south. He will also stop you if you do not make a complete stop at the stop sign crossing Woodward Ave. onto Old Woodward.

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!

Comment (02/2008): The whole stinking city. What a pit. Why would you want to even drive through this Wasteland. The Department of Homeland Security should burn this out. Birmingham is a garbage can. Tummy Tucked silicone monsters and borderline personality disordered metrosexual wierdos live here, breed here, pollute here. Cite these goofs and slow the whole thing down! Hooray Cops!